And All is Lost Within the Sky

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

Never watched a single second yet even I know that is a bad idea that is a horrible idea

con-va-les-cence:

comicallycool:

pretentioususernametosoundsmart:

gooseko:

iplaybassoon13:

dantheinsane1:

zenpencils:

ERICA GOLDSON: Graduation speech

Erica Goldson must have had some serious balls to give this speech

This is beautiful.

this is so wonderful 

This hit hard. Our education system is desperately in need of fixing.

"I excelled at every subject just for the purpose of excelling, not learning."

This 4.0 student last year had full rides to everywhere and still has no clue what he wants to do. I thought that was nuts.
williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

initiala:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

We watched this in high school after reading the play.

It really is accurate, but my God is it fucking ridiculous. And it owns that fact.

didney-worl-no-uta:

fussybabybitch:

Depends has been pushing a regendered version of menstrual pads for dudes with incontinence issues and the entire advertisement campaign is based around desperately trying to masculinize diapers & it’s everything you’d expect from that concept and more

DRIP-DRIPS FROM YOUR ONE-EYED SNAKE GETTING YOU DOWN?

USE MAN PADS

THE ONLY MANLY DIAPER YOU’LL EVER HAVE FOR YOUR PEEPEE

NO GIRLY PINK

PINK IS GROSS

PINK INFECTS THE MANLINESS

I JUST SHAT MYSELF THINKING ABOUT PINK

THANK GOD I WAS WEARING MAN PADS

THEY ARE THE SAME EXACT SHAPE AS MENSTRUAL PADS THOUGH.

thegooddoctorisin:

eggsuckinguttertrash:

anybody read this?
i didn’t pick it to read right now nah i totes had a change mind so yeah i am reading it, but some input would be kind of nice because, well, it seems a tad odd
the way it’s set up
it was mentioned quite a few times in my internet perusing, and a lot of people were talking about how long/hard (i’ve been reading for 7 months…) of a read it is so of course i had to buy it
and i mean, it’s a big book, gotta be at least 500 pages (i didn’t check) but
just
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so yeah
any input you can give me on what i’m getting myself into here would be cool

I can only imagine the hell the editors went through to format the book

The “move all the furniture in the house two inches to the left” prank will go from “Confusing inconvenience” to “Valid reason to curl up in the fetal position and sob in sheer fucking terror” after reading, basically.

thegooddoctorisin:

eggsuckinguttertrash:

anybody read this?

i didn’t pick it to read right now nah i totes had a change mind so yeah i am reading it, but some input would be kind of nice because, well, it seems a tad odd

the way it’s set up

it was mentioned quite a few times in my internet perusing, and a lot of people were talking about how long/hard (i’ve been reading for 7 months…) of a read it is so of course i had to buy it

and i mean, it’s a big book, gotta be at least 500 pages (i didn’t check) but

just

let me show you

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so yeah

any input you can give me on what i’m getting myself into here would be cool

I can only imagine the hell the editors went through to format the book

The “move all the furniture in the house two inches to the left” prank will go from “Confusing inconvenience” to “Valid reason to curl up in the fetal position and sob in sheer fucking terror” after reading, basically.

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

This is exactly what would happen though

Night Vale Episode #49 Live in NYC

happierman:

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We’re playing The Town Hall in midtown Manhattan, y’all! We’re going to have Cecil Baldwin and Disparition and a lot (a lot!, he says again) of special guest voices (some old, some new!)

This will be a live performance of Episode 49 (our 2nd anniversary episode) and will be a one night only event. While the recording will be put out into the world, we will not perform this script live again. 

The show is at 7pm on Wed, June 4 at The Town Hall - 123 W 43rd St, NYC

Tickets go on sale to the public tomorrow (Friday, April 18 at noon). Here is that link: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/03004C89FF13E460

See you there!

Most of them are sold out on the seating map already. Will there be a late show, or is everyone who doesn’t own an American Express card screwed?

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

thekilejohnson:

steampoweredpirate0913:

itsthelesbiana:

dumadalandan:

dumadalandan:

beben-eleben:

How Did We Not Think of These Pancake Ideas Ourselves

Gutom na ko.

Megehd

CAN WE FUCKING DO ALL THESE

Oh my gosh yummmmmmmmmm

Bruh…

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

fallen-inspiration:

kensethfan17:

This is self-explanatory I think. All of these tweets are by the same 14-year-old girl who tweeted a terroristic threat to the American Airlines Twitter page, and instantly regretted it. And I just think this is freaking hilarious.

This is too funny.

How the fuck does knowing a kid born on 9/11 excuse her making terrorist threats what the fresh hell is WRONG with this kid?!

I mean yeah I’m laughing too but only because it sounds like she’ll end up actually getting in trouble. If she doesn’t I am going to flip every table in the world though.

egyptianpearl:

bringinglexiback:

sorry but children younger than her in the middle east get blown up by drones purely because of their proximity to suspected terrorists, i don’t really care about a dutch teenager getting arrested for sending a “joke” threatening tweet to an airline while claiming to be a member of al qaeda because she thought her obvious positions of privilege would protect her from any and all consequences

THIS ^

People are defending that shit?? I am thoroughly fucking disgusted. Not surprised in the least, but definitely disgusted.

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

What the fuck was she expecting she literally made a clear and direct terrorist threat I mean wow I’d avoid that airline for the rest of my life if they DIDN’T investigate

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

What the fuck was she expecting she literally made a clear and direct terrorist threat I mean wow I’d avoid that airline for the rest of my life if they DIDN’T investigate

feminerdism:

mushroomkisser:

It’s important to talk about how vaccines don’t cause autism, but can we please also talk about how much people must hate autism if they’d rather expose their child to polio, measles and chickenpox than autism?

THIS. I feel like asking every anti-vac parent “Why would you rather have a dead child than an autistic one?” I think these parents ought to explain their stance to a group of autistic adults.

Yeah seriously even if vaccines did somehow magically cause autism sometimes, I’d rather them possibly be on the autistic spectrum than risk them having a slow, agonizing, messy, and 100% preventable death.