And All is Lost Within the Sky

cumberbatshit:

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The name has been on his wrist since he was born, standing out against tanned skin as a reminder. Every now and then, it tickles, itches, and makes Dean squirm. It is a reminder. He has never wanted a soulmate. Dean would much rather keep the one-night-stands going with girls who cover up the names on their wrists with makeup or bracelets. Every so often, Dean manages to get a glimpse.

Darrell.

John.

Tracy.

The name on Dean’s wrist is unlike any of the others he has seen before. It is like something out of the Bible. Castiel. It is undeniably strange, a name that Dean has never heard before. Out of all the girls he had to get stuck with, he is stuck with the one with a freaky name. He wouldn’t be surprised if the chick got bullied for it as a kid. Of course, there was nothing to say he would ever meet this girl. Hell, even if he met her, nothing could make him marry her.

 The name on his Mom’s wrist was not John. In fact, Dean never found out what it really was. All she had told him on his sixteenth birthday was that she had not married her soulmate. Her ‘soulmate’ had been a homophobic dick who Mary could not bring herself to marry, even date. In the back of Dean’s mind, his subconscious hopes that Castiel would be the same. Not because he doesn’t want to find someone he connected with, but because commitment has always terrified him. Marriage is not something he ever wants.

Fuck, Dean’s little brother had found his soulmate in his first year of college. Jessica Moore. Dean has always seen her as a bright ray of sunshine, with her huge smile and wide eyes. She has always been undoubtedly beautiful, and Dean often wonders how Sam managed to get so fucking lucky.

Seeing how close they are makes Dean vaguely wish that Castiel would just hurry up and stumble into his life, already. But when he leaves Sam to go back home, the thoughts disappear from his mind. He doesn’t need anyone but himself.

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allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

khormaloo:

howtobeterrell:

shhlindsey:

literallysame:

what the fuck did I just watch

anti-abortion people are wild

just

wild

Lmao

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAKE VIDEO I SWEAR TO GOD

pancakeservice:

It all makes sense now. 

I’m convinced of this and I live in the US

pancakeservice:

It all makes sense now. 

I’m convinced of this and I live in the US

free-batch-lover:

kyliesparks27:

pjcalamity:

landscapesclothesandfootball:

doctorcakeray:

fannishminded:

harry2016:

HOLY TRINITY 

MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

Aussies may have Tim Tams.

EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

Yeah.

Those thin mints.

The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.

It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.

The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.

PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.

AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT

This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen

As a lifelong Girl Scout I fully approve of this post.

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

Never watched a single second yet even I know that is a bad idea that is a horrible idea

con-va-les-cence:

comicallycool:

pretentioususernametosoundsmart:

gooseko:

iplaybassoon13:

dantheinsane1:

zenpencils:

ERICA GOLDSON: Graduation speech

Erica Goldson must have had some serious balls to give this speech

This is beautiful.

this is so wonderful 

This hit hard. Our education system is desperately in need of fixing.

"I excelled at every subject just for the purpose of excelling, not learning."

This 4.0 student last year had full rides to everywhere and still has no clue what he wants to do. I thought that was nuts.
williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

initiala:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

We watched this in high school after reading the play.

It really is accurate, but my God is it fucking ridiculous. And it owns that fact.

didney-worl-no-uta:

fussybabybitch:

Depends has been pushing a regendered version of menstrual pads for dudes with incontinence issues and the entire advertisement campaign is based around desperately trying to masculinize diapers & it’s everything you’d expect from that concept and more

DRIP-DRIPS FROM YOUR ONE-EYED SNAKE GETTING YOU DOWN?

USE MAN PADS

THE ONLY MANLY DIAPER YOU’LL EVER HAVE FOR YOUR PEEPEE

NO GIRLY PINK

PINK IS GROSS

PINK INFECTS THE MANLINESS

I JUST SHAT MYSELF THINKING ABOUT PINK

THANK GOD I WAS WEARING MAN PADS

THEY ARE THE SAME EXACT SHAPE AS MENSTRUAL PADS THOUGH.

thegooddoctorisin:

eggsuckinguttertrash:

anybody read this?
i didn’t pick it to read right now nah i totes had a change mind so yeah i am reading it, but some input would be kind of nice because, well, it seems a tad odd
the way it’s set up
it was mentioned quite a few times in my internet perusing, and a lot of people were talking about how long/hard (i’ve been reading for 7 months…) of a read it is so of course i had to buy it
and i mean, it’s a big book, gotta be at least 500 pages (i didn’t check) but
just
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so yeah
any input you can give me on what i’m getting myself into here would be cool

I can only imagine the hell the editors went through to format the book

The “move all the furniture in the house two inches to the left” prank will go from “Confusing inconvenience” to “Valid reason to curl up in the fetal position and sob in sheer fucking terror” after reading, basically.

thegooddoctorisin:

eggsuckinguttertrash:

anybody read this?

i didn’t pick it to read right now nah i totes had a change mind so yeah i am reading it, but some input would be kind of nice because, well, it seems a tad odd

the way it’s set up

it was mentioned quite a few times in my internet perusing, and a lot of people were talking about how long/hard (i’ve been reading for 7 months…) of a read it is so of course i had to buy it

and i mean, it’s a big book, gotta be at least 500 pages (i didn’t check) but

just

let me show you

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so yeah

any input you can give me on what i’m getting myself into here would be cool

I can only imagine the hell the editors went through to format the book

The “move all the furniture in the house two inches to the left” prank will go from “Confusing inconvenience” to “Valid reason to curl up in the fetal position and sob in sheer fucking terror” after reading, basically.

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

This is exactly what would happen though

Night Vale Episode #49 Live in NYC

happierman:

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We’re playing The Town Hall in midtown Manhattan, y’all! We’re going to have Cecil Baldwin and Disparition and a lot (a lot!, he says again) of special guest voices (some old, some new!)

This will be a live performance of Episode 49 (our 2nd anniversary episode) and will be a one night only event. While the recording will be put out into the world, we will not perform this script live again. 

The show is at 7pm on Wed, June 4 at The Town Hall - 123 W 43rd St, NYC

Tickets go on sale to the public tomorrow (Friday, April 18 at noon). Here is that link: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/03004C89FF13E460

See you there!

Most of them are sold out on the seating map already. Will there be a late show, or is everyone who doesn’t own an American Express card screwed?

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

thekilejohnson:

steampoweredpirate0913:

itsthelesbiana:

dumadalandan:

dumadalandan:

beben-eleben:

How Did We Not Think of These Pancake Ideas Ourselves

Gutom na ko.

Megehd

CAN WE FUCKING DO ALL THESE

Oh my gosh yummmmmmmmmm

Bruh…